…keep your mouth shut. What a profound statement. Or is it? Some people don’t want to hear the truth. “Hey, you’re too old,” or “skinny,” or the one I get all the time, “gosh darn it, you’re way too fine to be human. You must be a god.”
(Hesitate, hesitate, hesitate) ……. Okay, maybe not, but man, that would be so awesome.